Thursday, March 31, 2005

Sociology Excerpts

"....which was a very much pivotal plank in the fascist movement in this country, WAS very popular..."

"...and the expression of bold-faced anti-semitism in this country. As example of this..."

"...various fascist organizations enjoyed incredibly close ties..."

"...with among the most notable leaders of this movement, a gentleman named Adrien Something French..."

"...and, not surprisingly given these clear linkages to a party in a position of power, we find that Arkand was allowed to do anything he wished, that his newspapers were not..."

"...one in this province in 1932, and later, 5 years later..."

And so on and so on. In case anyone was all like "I am terribly afraid that I am missing something exciting in crim tonight", you're not.

High five everyone!

Monday, March 28, 2005

The waitress laughed so hard, fettucini came out of her nose.

I kid you not. Jarrett, Amanda and I went to Pizza Hut tonight for dinner and Jarrett decided he was so hungry that he was going to order a family-sized Chicken Fettucini Alfredo and eat all of it, along with the family-sized order of cheesy garlic bread. Time passed, and the waitress brought out a small bucket of the noodles and several loaves of garlic bread. Unphased, Jarrett dug in. He ate about 3 noodles. I laughed. Amanda laughed. The waitress came, I told he she could laugh at him too, and she did. Then she started pelting him with garlic bread, and when she bounced one off of his forehead she laughed so hard she doubled over and smacked her head on the table. An ambulance was called and paramedics came.

They laughed at him too.

And now Jarrett has a pound of Chicken Fettucini Alfredo in his fridge.