The waitress laughed so hard, fettucini came out of her nose.

I kid you not. Jarrett, Amanda and I went to Pizza Hut tonight for dinner and Jarrett decided he was so hungry that he was going to order a family-sized Chicken Fettucini Alfredo and eat all of it, along with the family-sized order of cheesy garlic bread. Time passed, and the waitress brought out a small bucket of the noodles and several loaves of garlic bread. Unphased, Jarrett dug in. He ate about 3 noodles. I laughed. Amanda laughed. The waitress came, I told he she could laugh at him too, and she did. Then she started pelting him with garlic bread, and when she bounced one off of his forehead she laughed so hard she doubled over and smacked her head on the table. An ambulance was called and paramedics came.

They laughed at him too.

And now Jarrett has a pound of Chicken Fettucini Alfredo in his fridge.