A revised Pizza Hut story, because somebody believed the other one

So Jarrett, Amanda and I were at Pizza Hut, and we wanted to get some food. So Jarrett was all like "I want to get the family size fettucini, I can eat all of it!"

So I respond "No you can't, you fuckwit, no you CAN'T."

So Jarrett pulled out a shotgun and killed me and then turned into a dinosaur and said "Yes I can, motherfucker." And then he ate two of them.

Fin.