Chat logs and other random 2:16 am shit

Due to popular demand, here's that chat log from the other night. Le Trev or whatever the guys name is added me to his MSN list. I don't know him. This is the result:

Session Start (snuckey@hotmail.com:Le Trev): Wed Mar 02 22:28:21 2005
[22:28] Snuckey: Hello?
[22:28] Le Trev: hey
[22:28] Le Trev: snuckeyZ?
[22:28] Le Trev: you are simon?
[22:29] Snuckey: No
[22:29] Le Trev: oh
[22:29] Snuckey: SnuckeyZ?
[22:29] Snuckey: wtf
[22:29] Le Trev: sorry z was a typo
[22:29] Le Trev: so who are you?
[22:29] Snuckey: I'm just kidding man, this is Simon
[22:29] Le Trev: ah ok,
[22:29] Le Trev: how are you?
[22:29] Snuckey: fine and dandy
[22:29] Snuckey: how are you?
[22:30] Snuckey: Simon says: lift your arm
[22:30] Le Trev: i'm good, just waiting and working 'til hong kong...upset at being back in ottawa it wasn't in the plans y'know?
[22:31] Snuckey: Yeah, I know how it is. That's tough man
[22:31] Snuckey: that sucks
[22:31] Le Trev: it worked out though. I met a friend who's uncle owns a church in hong kong where we can stay for free. i know you wanted to goto asia so if you wanted to goto hong kong cheap let me know and I'll set you up with this guy
[22:31] Le Trev: rent is the highest price of hong kong, otherwise it's cheap
[22:32] Le Trev: anything new with you?
[22:32] Snuckey: I met this girl
[22:32] Le Trev: where?
[22:33] Snuckey: at church or school or something
[22:33] Le Trev: alright so seriously who is this?
[22:33] Snuckey: it's me!
[22:33] Le Trev: yah being the big fan of church that simon is.
[22:34] Snuckey: the girl dragged me there
[22:34] Le Trev: sorry i don't believe you.
[22:34] Le Trev: Simon would not goto church for a girl.
[22:34] Le Trev: who would?
[22:35] Snuckey: you haven't seen this girl
[22:35] Snuckey: wow
[22:35] Le Trev: k i'll find out who you are.
[22:35] Le Trev: give me a week and i'll send an e-mail to this address
[22:36] Snuckey: uh oh!
[22:36] Le Trev: not a threat..
[22:36] Snuckey: uh oh!
[22:36] Le Trev: i'm just saying,
[22:36] Le Trev: if you're going to be an H-mo about it..
[22:36] Snuckey: an h-mo?
[22:37] Le Trev: uh oh!
[22:37] Snuckey: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahdjbsdalkbasjfjsfa
[22:37] Le Trev: silly H-mo
[22:37] Snuckey: That's funny, the other H-mo's don't even like me
[22:38] Le Trev: do you goto ottawa U?
[22:38] Snuckey: no way, too far north
[22:38] Le Trev: do you work in a restaurant?
[22:38] Snuckey: no way, too foody
[22:39] Le Trev: marshy's?
[22:39] Snuckey: ding ding ding
[22:39] Le Trev: k now i know
[22:39] Snuckey: and knowing is half the battle
[22:40] Le Trev: do you know?
[22:40] Snuckey: know what?
[22:40] Le Trev: h-mo
[22:41] Snuckey: oh, I get it. It's like a knock knock joke
[22:41] Snuckey: knock knock
[22:41] Le Trev: what?
[22:41] Snuckey: (psssst...you're supposed to say "who's there?")
[22:42] Le Trev: who's there
[22:42] Snuckey: banana
[22:42] Le Trev: banana who?
[22:42] Snuckey: knock knock
[22:43] Le Trev: who's there?
[22:43] Snuckey: banana
[22:43] Le Trev: banana who?
[22:43] Snuckey: knock knock
[22:43] Le Trev: who's there?
[22:43] Snuckey: orange
[22:43] Le Trev: orange who?
[22:44] Snuckey: ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA
[22:44] Snuckey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDAHAD:HA:DHA:HD
[22:44] Snuckey: *wipes away the tears of joy*
[22:44] Le Trev: so ridiculously gay
[22:44] Snuckey: I LOVE THE HOMOEROTICA
[22:44] Snuckey: YAY YAY YAY
[22:45] Le Trev: i'm not surprised you're friends with him
[22:46] Snuckey: you know who IS ridiculously gay?
[22:46] Snuckey: Leonardo
[22:46] Le Trev: how do you figure?
[22:46] Snuckey: Did you ever see the looks he gave Michelangelo?
[22:46] Snuckey: I think there was a little repression there
[22:47] Le Trev: i've never met a guy who didn't like ninja turtles.
[22:48] Snuckey: Yes, I have begun a clan of likeminded individuals. All of us hate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a singular and undying hatred
[22:48] Le Trev: what is the group called?
[22:48] Snuckey: The Bad-ass Mofo Turtles Are Pansies Club
[22:48] Snuckey: We like to call it "BAMTAPC"
[22:49] Le Trev: that's pretty gay
[22:49] Snuckey: hahahahahahah
[22:49] Le Trev: tee hee
[22:49] Snuckey: no matter how many times you say that, it just keeps getting funnier!
[22:49] Le Trev: what does?
[22:49] Le Trev: "you're gay" ?
[22:50] Snuckey: YES YES
[22:50] Snuckey: say it again
[22:50] Le Trev: crazy h-mo
[22:50] Le Trev: are you drunk?
[22:50] Snuckey: on life my friend. I'm drunk on life
[22:51] Le Trev: why are you at home alone?
[22:51] Le Trev: talking to me?
[22:51] Snuckey: I'm hiding from the police
[22:51] Le Trev: no seriously.
[22:52] Snuckey: I AM NOT THE ONE TELLING JOKES YOU CRAZY H-MO
[22:52] Le Trev: why are you at home alone?
[22:52] Le Trev: talking to me?
[22:52] Snuckey: I already told you. The police are ever-vigilant
[22:52] Le Trev: h-mo
[22:53] Snuckey: !
[22:53] Le Trev: i'll find ya snuckey
[22:54] Snuckey: for what purpose?
[22:54] Le Trev: because yuou know my name, i don't know yours
[22:54] Snuckey: so?
[22:55] Le Trev: gotta go
[22:55] Snuckey: ok!

A big thanks to Gee, who came up with some of the responses. Hopefully for phase 2, I can convince this guy I'm an escaped convict or a space alien or something.

And finally, I've been thinking of a list of stuff I want to do before I shuffle off this mortal coil. maybe I'll post it sometime.

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